TEXTS 3

(ashley) 1. I want to marry you andrew beck!
2. Not enough beer in the world andrew. I was wondering when we might see your super powers (may 12)
3. Haha. I must do productive things now. That was fun.
4. Later tigerlily.
5. Oh no, i just found out that there is incest way backin my family. Crazy southerners.
6. Someone just rolled up with a licence plate that says "I preach."
7. It was a cadalac. Mostly girls but with boys when i played sports. Why?
8. I saw a goat eating meredith's lost hamburger bun and i wrestled him to the groundand slayed him for dinner. Meredith is now content.
9. You are such a creeper. Make sure you don't say hi to the janitor. We are lost in the sticks on our way to get some good eatins.
10. You know what's better to do in the sticks? Kiss . . . A lot! Maybe your could write a song abou that. Amen. Halleluia.
11. You know, that's basically the basis to pretty much every country song ever written.
12. Did you take them? They probably belonged to another one of the one eyed monster's victums.
13. 2 hours is not that long, what brand are they?
14. We are still lost, it is rediculous.
15. Oh on please help, we are way past the exploring part. There are confederate flags and road kill everywhere.
16. We made it! Halleluia. Now i need food.
17. I only see one. You are using the bathroom.
18. I have decided that you can't wait to be in my prescence, kiss me, hold me, and look at me.
19. We are looking at two owls sitting on our back yard fence.
20. Just because you wanted to eat the fish at the aquarium doesn't meen i want to eat the owls in the back yard.
21. Fine just reading.
22. I'm going to finish it. Seriously. 24 hours!
23. You asked me if my heart could continue beating without you by my side.
24. I try.
25. Ditto. I'm just playing the guitar and learning a new song.
26. (Ben) Ha ha ha ha how could i forget. I really liked playing with you today. I'll miss you while you are
gone. :-(
27. I heart you. Zooheart you that is
28. Luv you andy
28.5 I love you! You are the best! Also i love you
29. (Ash) Call me when you land.
30. Hey babe. Me and meredith are doing errands today. Call me if you wanna join us.
31. I like you more than you know. Let's get married. Everyone else is doing it! (Jun 13)
32. Timing is just down right evil!
33. I already ate but i would love to be with them.
34. You're welcome. I haven't received a post expirience text in a long time.
35. Can't wait my beauty.
36. Don't joke. I will keep being clever if that's what it takes. I'm a rebel like that. (Jun 16)
37. I want to incubate you in my warm nest of bird feather love forever, I love you too.
38. Consider yourself lucky. It's easier to clean up than poo.
39. Almost as exciting as eating a fruity lollipop and pooping out rainbows?
40. Of course. I want you to keep me forever.
41. Really really!
42. I guess I'm going to have to put you in a jar. Life in love with a liquid isn't going to be easy. Great.
43. In the shadow of a train?
44. I love you Andrew!
45. Wait . . . but like, i just want to say that i care so much about you and i want you to be happy and i think you are the greatest man ever.
46. ...That you complete me.
47. Planning my future again. I love it.
48. Thinking of you my sweetheart. Kisses!
49. (said in a deep black man's voice) well sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard.
50. Sometimes you gotta clank clank too?
51. Pour tojours.
52. Forever. Directly translated - for always.
53. Andrew died from over incubation. We just got locked out of our bathroom. No one was in it. Creepy. It's all good though.
54. Jyes.
55. U too sexy! (Jul 7)
56. You mean i have hots for you, no?
57. Could you be available from about 3 until you leave for work? My friends want to meet you.
58. Les vacances de printemps, quoi!
59. Shut up! Hott!