Friday, May 1, 2009

TEXTS

The inbox in my phone is 100% full, of texts from Ashley, so I think I'll log them down here, for future reference:
1. U have no idea how hard I am laughing right now! If it makes you feel any better, i didn't get off the floor for 10 minutes after u left. (Mar25)
2. Yeah, I like us. I haven't been called a jerk in a while, especially not in that context.
3. I just passed the tree of life sculpture on compus. ;)
4. It's more like apple cherry beard burn face. Goodnight.
5. Seriously Andrew, you are what i've always looked for and hoped to find. I really beleive that god made u just for me (Mar26)
6. I've been out. But it is so cold. Unless you want to run to california, i don't think i could survive.
7. Like in the byu pool? Yes.
8. 11:30 is better. What! I have a crush on you too. I'm glad i could get that off my chest.
9. Or just grand moments. Maybe even a gazebo moment now and again.
10. Right on time. Thanx honey. It's funny that you called me baby girl, because that's what my mom got that day. (Mar29)
11. Thank you and thanks for the breakfast! You are a gem.
12. In the next hour. I'm really excited to dance them! wow. I think you might be the first blasian polka champ.
13. I got 92 on samba (surprisingly), 90 on rumba, and 91 on paso! Honors again. (Apr1)
14. Get it! You are teaching me your routine soon. You are so hott and successful!
15. Btw. . . Good paper.
16. Wow, her own personal cheerleader. Don't remind me. I am trying to do homework. I love your enthusiasm and i imagine you just did a cartwheel.
17. Yeah your writign is so interesting and u use cool words.
18. My writing is straight foward and boring compared to yours but u can read them if you want to.
19. Woah easy! There is no need for such severe threats. I'll give u all my papers, just don't use the gazebo war tactics.
20. The song "dead and gone" by t.i. and justin timberlake is really good. Love the chorus. Look it up.
21. I love you too!
22. I love when you are walking near someone and they just bust out singing out loud.
23. Who texts from the micturation station?
24. Drop it like its hott for me u know what i mean good night. (Apr4)
25. This speaker looks like the voice teacher of john daker, Ok?
26. Please tell me that was said with a sexy irish accent and that that means u are going there too.
27. Shut up!
28. Now you can be just like justin and play the piano in the desert. Yeah, candie is a picture taking beast.
29. Hott!
30. I saw you from a distance running about an hour ago. U are wearing my favorite color today.
31. Oh yeah! I can destress.
32. I need u to give me motivation to do my paper.
33. Incentive to finish.
34. All of the above.
35. Yes yes yes!
36. I miss u! (Apr8)
37. Once when I was just checkin the mail. I'm watching highschool musical 3 since greys was a rerun and i need some type of media.
38. Crazy i know. What are u doing?
39. Going to the ballroom dance concert with my boyfreind.
40. Well I'm a pretty astute girl. We've been dating for 2 months and we really like dance.
41. Thanks. I'm also astute enough to say that he treats me extreemely well, not good. Oh man, I just smelled my self. I love alba cream.
42. Oh yeah, super hott! So hott that it needs 2 t's. They dont make freshmen like those florida girls anymore. Plus they're all ring hungry.
43. No headache. I'm sorry can i lips it better? This is what t9 put when i tried to write kiss, not lips.
44. Well I'm actually going to make some dinner that might involve grits. Then maybe do some hw.
45. Would you like to join me boo?
46. How is that even possible? I'll save you some for u to eat after you are done.
47. If you are going to FHE, can I go with you to yours.
48. They are, i just want to be with u. So i will come over soon.
49. Thank you for the kiss on the hand. I really love listening to u and i'm glad you feel safe enough with me. I love you so so much andrew beck!
50. Okie dokie. Yay!
51. Guess where i am. I might have to start this habbit too! (Apr21)
52. U mean micturator. Metriculation means going to school which i dont do anymore.
53. Ahhh dang!!! It's started. I won't see you for a month and i'm starting my reconciliation with the world. I'm slowly embracing this fact. (Apr22)
(from Florida)
54. Yeah it's wonderful. Are u in california?
55. Are you topless in the topless jeep? My ears hurt really bad still. We didn't find bon qui qui's last name cuz she had called security on me.
56. Shut up! No he didn't! Can i get a what what? Good Night sugah.
57. New Greys anatomy tongiht!!!
58. Yeah life is funny that way. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.
59. I see you are reading finding the love of your life. Have you found her yet? That's a powerful quote. (Apr25)
60. Oh sand!!! Um . . . Give me a second . . . Ok so i'm glad you are learning about that.
61. Awww tender. I beleive you have done all of that.
62. If i had known that the energies of love can make fire then we wouldn't have been cold all of those nights outside in the winter.
63. Just for you to appreciate and admire me. I save it all for you.
64. Yeah well i'm real sweet on you. I guess its definetly true love then.
65. Oh that one definetly applies to me.
66. This is a pickup line that meredith helped create. You are like a youtube video, You're so funny i could watch you all day.
67. Did you know that 1 in 10 dykinee babies is born with crinkies? Question mark?
68. No! I'll call you tommorrow then? I love you too!
69. Meredith is making fun of the way i sleep. She said she's gonna start calling me wednesday after wednesday adams. (Apr30)
70. With my hands crossed over my chest and ankles crossed.
71. Oh man. My least favorite time of the year. It's maddness.
72. I've stopped trying to explain your random transformations.
73. Lol! What happened? Did they try to convince you to come home with them?
74. What did i tell you about lying? Or u could actually steal something that belongs to me and where it.
75. Crazy. I am looking at laura's blog and screamed when my newest nephew showed up in a recent picture. He's way too cute.
76. Josh. It's chetrodgers.blogspot.com and i am reminding you to write about the last month of your life in your journal
77. I think I have a bigger crush on you than the older mom girls u ran into. and that means it's gotta be huge. New greys anatomy tonight!!!
78. What? I did not in the least bit understand that question.
79. Oh i'm doing one. It's what the doctors recommended.
80. I think that is so hilarious and can i please watch a hot guy play soccer shirtless. It's my favorite past time.
81. Patience? Patience? I hate this word right now. I want u now!
82. I miss your butterfly kisses.
83. My surgery went perfectly and now i'm eating a vanilla frosty without you. (May1)
84. Yeah I got a bit of frosty on my chin but i had to use the traditional napkin. Bummer. You're welcome.
(from other people)
1. (559-917-1180)I've had things gone by stuck in my head all day. (Apr1)
2. (Marian) Love ya! Come to Gainsville. Bring your Mom with you!
3. (Dan) Just listening to your music and wanted to tell you how talented you are. I love it and love you. (Apr27)
4. (Lauren) Ha ok. Great idea. You can use Ashley's blanket. :)
5. So what you're really trying to say is you want to spend the rest of your life making cookies with me?
I decided to post these, to remember these good times and to exhibit how witty and funny Ashley is. She is really a delight to message back and forth with. Oh I love her.

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